Dear Denise Austin,
You kicked my butt, you took my name and
you smiled the entire time during BOTH workouts. I'm reasonably sure you
don't possess ANY sweat glands as I look like Secretariat in the home
stretch and you are still fresh as a daisy.
Fortunately for you, Denise Austin, you are not here in the room with
me... because I also SMELL like Secretariat in the home stretch and I
am absolutely certain that you are wreathed in some insulating shield of
floral scent.
Thank you for the exercise (aka physical torture).
Sincerely,
No name since you took it while kicking my butt
