Yep, the title says it all: I WON! I WON! I WON!*
Note the asterisk at the end?
Well, that is because I won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes in the form of a $10 check. It was legit, I deposited it in the bank and smiled as I savored my win.
Why, you may ask?
I figure after all the years of trying that winning ANYTHING is a plus and I didn't have to buy anything to win the ten spot.
Please, no autograph requests after 9 p.m. at night. I need my beauty sleep in order to be at my best for my public appearances all over the county.
I wonder if I should charge a fee for the signing?