And no one saw this because...?

Withholding information like this is just cruel.

So I finished my exercise, got into the shower and got dressed for the day. I sat at my desk and pulled out my little mirror to make sure I looked reasonable.

To my horror, I discovered what could only be termed an ANTLER growing just underneath my chin.

Seriously.

A DANG INCH AND A HALF LONG WAVING ANTLER of hair.

I am absolutely certain that it’s not like NO one saw it….

It’s also not like it was invisible… to anyone but ME apparently.

And I’m reasonably sure that it took more than just overnight to grow and if, in fact, it DID grow overnight into some Rapunzel length magnificence, can we clone that property so the REST of my actual hair can grow that fast?

DANG. Just DANG.

I yanked that devil hair out by the roots and I’m sure there was gray matter clinging to it but I don’t even care. Whatever portion of the brain that was ripped out with that monstrosity will not be missed. Unless it was the part that made me remember important things for other people since I basically don’t ever go anywhere in which case then you are on your own. You and the dang hair that no one loved me enough to inform me about before it took on a life of its own.

I think I need to check my bank balance and credit card statement for hair care and or beard and antler care products.

Dang.