When making a late night peanut butter and jelly sandwich, make sure you grab the correct container. Strawberry jelly = good.
Ketchup = nasty.
Check the contents of the toilet paper roll BEFORE you are comfortably taking care of business. This is particularly so when you are the only one in the house and no one will hear you screaming for "another roll".
Make sure the air freshener's spray nozzle is pointed AWAY from you before you depress the button.
And finally, make sure your bathrobe actually makes it into the dryer after washing it because wandering around in your altogether is a guarantee that someone will "drop by" to visit you in your scantily clad condition.
I hope these have been helpful to you...
