You Bring the Marshmallows

What is it about a fire that brings out the kid in us hoping to make a smore or roast a hot dog until it is just perfect?

An old, empty warehouse caught on fire today near the post office. It has been so dry here that the trees are chasing the dogs. Inevitably, dry weather, high temperatures and the tinderbox conditions of an old, and partially abandoned facility decided that today was the day to combust.
The owners are highly insured so don't panic. Even though the facility was empty, they kept a bright "For Rent or Lease" sign in the window.

Hope springs eternal.

But rental in this part of town where businesses are being eaten up by the ever spreading medical district is a myth fast becoming a distant legend. Neighborhoods, old ball fields, cow houses and the old fair ground are long since gone to make way for something newer and shinier until the next 'boom' comes along in another part of the county.

The afternoon spectacle will fade, traffic and the rubberneckers will be compelled to move along, and the fire will eventually be brought under control or at least kept at bay by the fire department until no nearby structures are in danger of joining the brilliant flames of destruction.

The hospital, whose board has been eyeing this parcel of land for expansion of their parking facilities, will certainly been looking into this particular 'unfortunate' happening with renewed interest. With no viable building on the land, it might be made available at a price they can seal with a handshake and an undisclosed sum of money. The ambulance bay could be expanded, the emergency department could build a new apron for incoming passenger traffic and the nurses who dodge cars to cross the street could park on the hospital side of the road instead. They could even put in a gated parking area and better lighting to keep safe those who ensure the health and welfare of our loved ones.

In the due course of time, an elevator and elevated walkway could be added across the busy thoroughfare and in time, a complete heliport and emergency room overhaul could ensure the continued prosperity of the hospital.

Of course, all of this is speculation since the flames aren't even out yet. But I'll be watching the paper.

Oddly enough, I have a hankering for grilled hot dogs tonight...